20 signs that you might be Horse Crazy

You might be horse crazy if:

1. If you stare at pretty pictures of pretty ponies all the time
2. If your Pinterest feed automatically populates with horse pics
3. If you know the closest tack shop, feed shop and vet to wherever you are in your city
4. If you can talk about the size of a horse's butt without giggling
5. If you misread things with horse context
6. If your phone is full of pics of your horse, your dog, other people's horses, horses you want, horses you think are pretty and like 3 photos of yourself
7. If your first thought each day is the forecast and if it says rain you immediately think mud
8. If you are always interested in buying buckets, brushes, treats and every little thing that you probably already have 8 of
9. If your YouTube history is full of instructional videos on bits, collection, flexion and lead changes
10. If you see a single horse in a pasture and immediately feel sad for it and wonder where it's goat/donkey/horse friend is, because what kind of monster would not give their pony a buddy
11. If every time you see land for sale you immediately figure out if you could afford without giving up eating
12. If you all of a sudden know the price of hay
13. If you look at every trailer you pass, wondering if there is a horsey inside
14. If you know that a frog isn't just a little green critter
15. If you know that cribbing is more than just plagiarizing
16. If you save part of every pack of carrots to share with your ride
17. If you want to save alllll the ponies in the whole world and are always thinking of some crazy plan to do so
18. If you think all horses deserve love
19. If you smile like a freakin idiot every time you are near a horse
20. If you know that happiness has a smell and it's call horse

*** horse memes courtesy of the interwebs